Exposure Notice

Residents of Alameda near the US Naval Base that have notified if they are in a high contamination zone for Polychlorinated Biphenyl have been exposed now to ROB2’s and RO2PB’s. Improper clean up of Polychlorinated Biphenyl has lead to accidents of break outs of RO2PB’s. Residents in this area need to remain vigilant and report any possible appearances of RO2PB’s. RO2PB’s are dangerous and give off radio electromagnetic waves when frighten. These waves are harmful and can start as extreme nausea for minimal exposure and lead into liver failure for longer exposure times. Do not try to destroy a RO2PB failure to comply with these actions will result in a hefty fine and personal injury. People in this area now have a sunset and sunrise curfew due to these incidents.

ROB2’s are organisms that live in wet soil and are virtually harmless, save for a rash that might appear on hands that can last a few hours. You will be unable to see ROB2’s with out a microscope. ROB2’s have evolved into RO2PB’s when they were exposed to Polychlorinated Biphenyl and have grown into a larger state. Fortunately the life span of an RO2PB is forty eight hours and they are unable to breed. Adult RO2PB’s need leave the soil when their environment does not have the right moisture consistencies able for them. They are light sensitive so exposure at night time is most dangerous time to come in contact with them. Luckily RO2PB’s do not like salty water, so it is unlikely they will leave Alameda.